you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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