Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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