my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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