I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
