Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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