every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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