She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's blow job season.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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