Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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