I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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