He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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