why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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