We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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