your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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