I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Randomize
