a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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