3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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