i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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