Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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