that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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