no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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