u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We are all done wearing pants today
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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