never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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