It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I have post one night stand depression
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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