Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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