Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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