This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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