community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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