Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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