so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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