i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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