yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
