my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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