so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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