Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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