if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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