Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
