...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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