You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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