Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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