We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
So many bounce houses so little time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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