just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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