that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you guys were way drunker than both of me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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