Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He passed out mid-signature
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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