He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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