these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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