i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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