I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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