How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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