i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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