I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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