Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I died a long time ago.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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