You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
