Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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