i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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