I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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