Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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