I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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